Fat Mayra Rosales

Weird news and Funny news

Though Mayra Rosales, 27, stands charged with capital murder in Hidalgo County, Texas, she was not ordered to jail pending trial but was allowed home detention because of her obesity. At about 1,000 pounds, Rosales requires special transportation and facilities and was ruled by a judge in August certainly to be no "flight risk."
[Houston Chronicle-AP, 8-23-08]




Well, being fat can come in handy right?

Sextuplets

Sextuplets born to New York Couple

After they already had one kid, Digna and Victor Carpio gave birth to six more in one shot. Jhan Carlos Carpio, who is 7, just got 6 more siblings, four brothers and two sisters.

Justin, Danelia, Jezreel, Genesis, Joel and Jadon Carpio were born at 25 weeks and weighed about 2 pounds each. "I've watched each of my babies fight so hard to survive," Digna told the New York Daily News. "Life is beautiful, and we're so thankful."

This is a weird but good story. These babies showed true fight, and now Digna and Victor Carpio only have to take care of seven kids. Imagine when they are all teenagers at the same time? They will have a load to take care of.

Sausage Diapers?

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Sausage aka Chorizo was found in soiled Diapers?

Customs found a soiled diaper at a U.S. Mexico crossing. It was soiled with.. Sausage? The diapers were folded to look soiled, but all that was found inside was spicy links of pork sausage. A South Texas woman admitted to doing it. She was not identified after the incident, and was fined $300.

and the kicker..

Her chorizo was seized by border patrol.


I don't know what she was trying to achieve, maybe she was just really pissed, but this just seems stupid to me. So she lost money paying for sausage and diapers, and was fined $300 dollars. Oh, and she is an idiot.

Weird News to Get You Through the Day.

Pot with Tacos

Couple gets Pot with their order of tacos.
Twenty-six-year-old Dennis Klermund was waiting on a husband and wife who found a bag of pot with their tacos. The waiter immediately denied the bag, but police search dogs found more pot in a locker. He was fired on the spot and arrested. Dennis Klermund said the pot was meant for a friend. This took place at a Del Taco in Colorado.

There just isn't much thats better than tacos, but with pot? Just some weird news for you to enjoy throughout the day.

Black Friday

Uh-Oh, here it comes. Black Friday is less than a month away, that one day where it is impossible to move in stores and it takes 3 hours to buy 5 movies. Which you are getting because they all cost $3.99.


Websites to find deals

www.TheblackFriday.com
www.bfads.net
www.iblackfriday.com

Also, be sure to be around for Cyber Monday, which is the Monday after Black friday in which the most online sales are made every year. It is a little unknown thing, but if you are trying to sell stuff online, list it on Black Friday, because if nobody has found it by Monday, they will.

The Quickie

Just a quick joke for everyone

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few minutes passed.

"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out, "Matt's riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

Mom and Dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" The startled father asked.

"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.

Saw V scenes

These can be some spoilers so be careful before you continue on reading. These are pictures that have been released, but it is not definite they will be added into the film yet. With every picture, I get more excited to see this flick. I hope it is all it's cracked up to be. It better be way better than Saw IV which I was very dissapointed by. Come visit again, as I will have the movie posted when it is released to watch online free.

These pictures are Saw V sneak previews.









The movie looks pretty gory from that one picture, and as you can see Tobin Bell has returned yet again. This is supposably the last of the Saw movies, and if you haven't seen any, I suggest you head down to blockbuster and rent them because they are good. I suggest the first and second, as the third and fourth were too complex, but I think the fifth will be awesome.