Indian Guy Singing.. Talking.. Just plain old funny.
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Friday, May 1, 2009
Bloody Mary Recipe
Bloody Mary Recipe
1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) vodka
1/2 cup tomato juice
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Tabasco to taste
1 celery stick for garnish
1 lemon wedge for garnish
Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish the Bloody Mary with the celery stick and the lemon wedge.
1 1/2 ounces (1 jigger) vodka
1/2 cup tomato juice
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
Worcestershire sauce to taste
Tabasco to taste
1 celery stick for garnish
1 lemon wedge for garnish
Combine the vodka, the tomato juice, the lemon juice, the Worcestershire sauce, the Tabasco, 1 cup ice cubes, and salt and pepper to taste, shake the mixture well, and strain it into a tall glass filled with ice cubes. Garnish the Bloody Mary with the celery stick and the lemon wedge.
How to Watch Free Movies Online
How to Watch Free Movies Online
This is very easy.
1. Visit a website called http://www.movieswatchfree.net/
2. Search what movie you would like to watch.
3. Click on one of the links, let buffer, and watch movies.
This is very easy.
1. Visit a website called http://www.movieswatchfree.net/
2. Search what movie you would like to watch.
3. Click on one of the links, let buffer, and watch movies.
5 Unanswered Questions
5 Unanswered Questions
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?
What is a May Pole?
What is Maypole?
Maypole is a long wooden pole used to celebrate May Day or to celebrate midsummer.
It stands in position all year long and is usually repainted or replaced right before May begins. Many times they are short though so they are easy to maintain.
They are decorated with flowers and leaves to signify the new season. They are many times draped with greenery and have ribbons at the top.
Maypole's have many religious significance depending on which culture you are in.
What is thought of as the "traditional" maypole is a relatively recent development of the tradition. This comes from the Italian dances performed in mid-19th century theatricals. It is usually shorter and plainer maypole that people (usually school children) perform dances around, weaving the ribbons in and out to create striking patterns.
Maypole is a long wooden pole used to celebrate May Day or to celebrate midsummer.
It stands in position all year long and is usually repainted or replaced right before May begins. Many times they are short though so they are easy to maintain.
They are decorated with flowers and leaves to signify the new season. They are many times draped with greenery and have ribbons at the top.
Maypole's have many religious significance depending on which culture you are in.
What is thought of as the "traditional" maypole is a relatively recent development of the tradition. This comes from the Italian dances performed in mid-19th century theatricals. It is usually shorter and plainer maypole that people (usually school children) perform dances around, weaving the ribbons in and out to create striking patterns.
Utah girl shrinking
Utah girl shrinking
Maggie Agnew is a beautiful 10 month old baby girl. Her parents, Michelle and Sean Agnew realized that she was not getting bigger but instead smaller. They took her to the doctors but they had no answers. She was later brought to the Boston Children's Hospital specialists.
“So, she’s getting plenty of calories, but her body is burning all the calories that she is getting, and they don’t where it’s going to,“ said Maggie’s father, Sean Agnew.
Maggie has other problems: She was born with three holes in her heart, although two have now sealed. Her esophagus is the size of a premature infant, and she has breathing problems.
She is quite the battler and hopefully she can win this one for us. She reportedly has a feeding tube but she continues to burn as many calories and more as she takes them in.
Maggie Agnew is a beautiful 10 month old baby girl. Her parents, Michelle and Sean Agnew realized that she was not getting bigger but instead smaller. They took her to the doctors but they had no answers. She was later brought to the Boston Children's Hospital specialists.
“So, she’s getting plenty of calories, but her body is burning all the calories that she is getting, and they don’t where it’s going to,“ said Maggie’s father, Sean Agnew.
Maggie has other problems: She was born with three holes in her heart, although two have now sealed. Her esophagus is the size of a premature infant, and she has breathing problems.
She is quite the battler and hopefully she can win this one for us. She reportedly has a feeding tube but she continues to burn as many calories and more as she takes them in.
Hydroxycut Recall
Hydroxycut Recall
Once one of the most popular diet pills is now being pulled off of shelves everywhere. Government health officials are calling a recall for the pill all over the country.
The FDA is encouraging people to avoid using the product to avoid liver damage.
The product is advertised to be used with "natural ingredients" but clearly several ingredients are not so good for the body. It is more important to have a healthy liver than a flat stomach. Be cautious when using diet pills or when you are taking any type of supplement. Try something that has been around for years and has been approved by the FDA. Many times less is more, and clearly hydroxycut is not going to help anybody.
It accounts for about 90 percent of the market for weight loss supplements, with sales of about 1 million bottles a year.
hydroxycut, hydroxycut side effects, hydroxycut ingredients, hydroxycut fda, fda hydroxycut
Once one of the most popular diet pills is now being pulled off of shelves everywhere. Government health officials are calling a recall for the pill all over the country.
The FDA is encouraging people to avoid using the product to avoid liver damage.
The product is advertised to be used with "natural ingredients" but clearly several ingredients are not so good for the body. It is more important to have a healthy liver than a flat stomach. Be cautious when using diet pills or when you are taking any type of supplement. Try something that has been around for years and has been approved by the FDA. Many times less is more, and clearly hydroxycut is not going to help anybody.
It accounts for about 90 percent of the market for weight loss supplements, with sales of about 1 million bottles a year.
hydroxycut, hydroxycut side effects, hydroxycut ingredients, hydroxycut fda, fda hydroxycut
Long Time Las Vegas Performer Danny Gans Dead at 52
Danny Gans Dead at 52
Danny Gans died in his sleep at the age of 52 today. He is one of the most famous performers in the Las Vegas area. This one man helped to attract many people to Las Vegas. Danny Gans was a longtime singer, actor, and impressionist.
It was said that Danny Gans died suddenly in his sleep.
"All of us in The Mirage family are deeply saddened to learn of Danny's passing," Scott Sibella, president of The Mirage, said in a statement released through parent company MGM Mirage Inc. "We all knew of his devotion to his family and our hearts and prayers are with his wife and children."
Gans was found dead at 3 a.m. by his wife Julie.
Steve Wynn, chief executive of Wynn Resorts, called Gans' death "a profoundly tragic event that leaves us all sad and speechless."
Danny Gans died in his sleep at the age of 52 today. He is one of the most famous performers in the Las Vegas area. This one man helped to attract many people to Las Vegas. Danny Gans was a longtime singer, actor, and impressionist.
It was said that Danny Gans died suddenly in his sleep.
"All of us in The Mirage family are deeply saddened to learn of Danny's passing," Scott Sibella, president of The Mirage, said in a statement released through parent company MGM Mirage Inc. "We all knew of his devotion to his family and our hearts and prayers are with his wife and children."
Gans was found dead at 3 a.m. by his wife Julie.
Steve Wynn, chief executive of Wynn Resorts, called Gans' death "a profoundly tragic event that leaves us all sad and speechless."
Jokes May 1, 2009
Jokes May 1, 2009
Is there a Santa Claus?
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison--this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
50 Dollars is 50 Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!
Is there a Santa Claus?
As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renown scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison--this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
50 Dollars is 50 Dollars
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' ; Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'
Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Who Wins? Double Knockout Video
The Double Knockout Video
Funny stuff, man throwing arms up in the air at the end must be the winner? Whoever gets up first? Weird Fight, not really sure who won but it is a good laugh.
Funny stuff, man throwing arms up in the air at the end must be the winner? Whoever gets up first? Weird Fight, not really sure who won but it is a good laugh.
Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft
Ohio States Mark Titus removed from NCAA draft
http://www.clubtrillion.blogspot.com
A website keeping a man from joining the NBA draft.
Titus's view
"Today, (no this isn’t an FML) Dobo again approached me, only this time his face suggested that either the situation with the NBA had escalated or he found out that I was the one who spread peanut butter underneath his car handle door. [...] The NBA had called back and this time they demanded I pull my name out “or else.” I assume the “or else” meant they were going to make me do an NBA Catalog commercial like Larry Bird did in 1987. Despite the fact that I would have loved nothing more than to do a similar commercial, I realized that maybe the NBA isn’t an organization to be messed with and I pulled my name out."
Titus is not angry.
"Because of this, I’m not really all that upset about them treating me differently. In fact, I’m somewhat excited. I could very well be the first person in the history of the NBA to basically be told to go away."
http://www.clubtrillion.blogspot.com
A website keeping a man from joining the NBA draft.
Titus's view
"Today, (no this isn’t an FML) Dobo again approached me, only this time his face suggested that either the situation with the NBA had escalated or he found out that I was the one who spread peanut butter underneath his car handle door. [...] The NBA had called back and this time they demanded I pull my name out “or else.” I assume the “or else” meant they were going to make me do an NBA Catalog commercial like Larry Bird did in 1987. Despite the fact that I would have loved nothing more than to do a similar commercial, I realized that maybe the NBA isn’t an organization to be messed with and I pulled my name out."
Titus is not angry.
"Because of this, I’m not really all that upset about them treating me differently. In fact, I’m somewhat excited. I could very well be the first person in the history of the NBA to basically be told to go away."
John Floyd Thomas Jr.
John Floyd Thomas Jr.
John Floyd Thomas Jr. is an ex-con who murdered over 25 white elderly citizens from the state of South Carolina.
While working as an insurance adjuster, John Floyd Thomas Jr. would rape and murder many single elderly white women. He was twice convicted and served over 10 years in a state prison. Unfortunately, police could still not solve the "westside rapists" case.
Thomas was arrested at his apartment in South Los Angeles last month and charged April 2 with murder in connection with the deaths of Ethel Sokoloff, 68, in the Mid-Wilshire area in 1972, and Elizabeth McKeown, 67, in Westchester in 1976.
“When all is said and done, Mr. Thomas stands to be Los Angeles’ most prolific serial killer,” said LAPD Robbery-Homicide Cold Case Det. Richard Bengston.
John Floyd Thomas Jr. is an ex-con who murdered over 25 white elderly citizens from the state of South Carolina.
While working as an insurance adjuster, John Floyd Thomas Jr. would rape and murder many single elderly white women. He was twice convicted and served over 10 years in a state prison. Unfortunately, police could still not solve the "westside rapists" case.
Thomas was arrested at his apartment in South Los Angeles last month and charged April 2 with murder in connection with the deaths of Ethel Sokoloff, 68, in the Mid-Wilshire area in 1972, and Elizabeth McKeown, 67, in Westchester in 1976.
“When all is said and done, Mr. Thomas stands to be Los Angeles’ most prolific serial killer,” said LAPD Robbery-Homicide Cold Case Det. Richard Bengston.
Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu
Georgia joins South Carolina on Swine Flu
George and South Carolina recently joined the states with Swine Flu list. If you are living in these states be cautious, as the flu is spreading very fast. There are over 100 confirmed cases of it and several deaths.
Georgia's case is a 30 year old woman who just recently returned from Cancun Mexico. She returned home and reportedly felt flu-like symptoms and was hospitalized. She still remains very sick.
“She is beginning to show some modest signs of improvement (but) she is still a very seriously ill” patient, he said. None of the woman’s family or close contacts has shown any symptoms but they were started on antiviral medications as a precaution, said Dr. Susan Lance, director of the Office of Protection and Safety for Georgia Public Health.
Be sure to wash hands and eat healthy to keep yourself from getting the swine flu. Be careful of everything.
George and South Carolina recently joined the states with Swine Flu list. If you are living in these states be cautious, as the flu is spreading very fast. There are over 100 confirmed cases of it and several deaths.
Georgia's case is a 30 year old woman who just recently returned from Cancun Mexico. She returned home and reportedly felt flu-like symptoms and was hospitalized. She still remains very sick.
“She is beginning to show some modest signs of improvement (but) she is still a very seriously ill” patient, he said. None of the woman’s family or close contacts has shown any symptoms but they were started on antiviral medications as a precaution, said Dr. Susan Lance, director of the Office of Protection and Safety for Georgia Public Health.
Be sure to wash hands and eat healthy to keep yourself from getting the swine flu. Be careful of everything.
Lesbian? Kelly McGillis
Kelly McGillis recently announced that she is a lesbian
Most known for being Tom Cruise's teacher in Top Gun, after years of speculation, Kelly McGillis confirms she is a lesbian. She announced to www.shewired.com that she was a lesbian.
"I'm done with the man thing," says McGillis, 51, who is twice married and twice divorced and has two teenage daughters. "I did that, I need to move on in life. It's a part of being true to yourself. That's been a challenge for me."
This was sometimes called Hollywood's worst kept secret considering many people knew for a while but now it is official.
Hopefully no guys reading this had a little crush on Kelly McGillis. Unless you like that lesbian thing then thats good for you. Any lesbian women? well there is a new fish in the sea.
Most known for being Tom Cruise's teacher in Top Gun, after years of speculation, Kelly McGillis confirms she is a lesbian. She announced to www.shewired.com that she was a lesbian.
"I'm done with the man thing," says McGillis, 51, who is twice married and twice divorced and has two teenage daughters. "I did that, I need to move on in life. It's a part of being true to yourself. That's been a challenge for me."
This was sometimes called Hollywood's worst kept secret considering many people knew for a while but now it is official.
Hopefully no guys reading this had a little crush on Kelly McGillis. Unless you like that lesbian thing then thats good for you. Any lesbian women? well there is a new fish in the sea.
Heat "Fired Up" After Josh Smith attempted dunk
Josh Smith missed attempted between the legs dunk vs the Miami Heat
After a game of many fouls, and a Dwayne Wade flagrant, Josh Smith attempts to rub it in the Miami Heat's face. Unfortunately for him, he missed.. Bad. He attempted to make a dunk which was very difficult as you can see in the video above and just embarassed himself. The Heat had a bad game, and the Hawk's were very dirty to begin the game. Dwayne Wade came down and got a flagrant foul which the Hawk's took advantage of hitting more than 10 field goals in a row taking a commanding lead after the first half.
In Game 6 with the Hawk's up 3-2 I would expect to see many more dirty hits.
After a game of many fouls, and a Dwayne Wade flagrant, Josh Smith attempts to rub it in the Miami Heat's face. Unfortunately for him, he missed.. Bad. He attempted to make a dunk which was very difficult as you can see in the video above and just embarassed himself. The Heat had a bad game, and the Hawk's were very dirty to begin the game. Dwayne Wade came down and got a flagrant foul which the Hawk's took advantage of hitting more than 10 field goals in a row taking a commanding lead after the first half.
In Game 6 with the Hawk's up 3-2 I would expect to see many more dirty hits.
What does Obama Mean in Japanese?
What does Obama Mean in Japanese?
Our U.S. presidents name does translate in Japanese. What it translates to is "Little Beach."
There is a small town in Japan named Obama which supported Obama in his presidency. They became a famous small town wearing Obama T-shirts and helping to support our current United States president.
Obama was given a letter, a DVD, and chopsticks from the small town.
Obama thanked the city "for your support and encouragement and thank you for your thoughtful gift."
Our U.S. presidents name does translate in Japanese. What it translates to is "Little Beach."
There is a small town in Japan named Obama which supported Obama in his presidency. They became a famous small town wearing Obama T-shirts and helping to support our current United States president.
Obama was given a letter, a DVD, and chopsticks from the small town.
Obama thanked the city "for your support and encouragement and thank you for your thoughtful gift."
Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton
Bloody Scene at Kilpatrick Stockton
This is from an e-mail sent from the Kilpatrick Stockton law firm
“Good morning,
Please remain in our space until further notice. Metropolitan Police Department are currently responding to an unconscious male with a gunshot wound to the head on the 11th floor of Kilpatrick & Stockton. We are contacting building management to determine further information.
We will keep you posted.
Thank you.”
It is reported that Mark Levy committed suicide on the 11th floor of the law firm. Levy was one of the attorneys that was laid off on Tuesday by the firm.
“There was a death at Kilpatrick Stockton earlier today. At this point, it is inappropriate for us to comment further. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the attorney's family and colleagues.”
There was an unconscious male with a gunshot wound on the 11th floor.
This is from an e-mail sent from the Kilpatrick Stockton law firm
“Good morning,
Please remain in our space until further notice. Metropolitan Police Department are currently responding to an unconscious male with a gunshot wound to the head on the 11th floor of Kilpatrick & Stockton. We are contacting building management to determine further information.
We will keep you posted.
Thank you.”
It is reported that Mark Levy committed suicide on the 11th floor of the law firm. Levy was one of the attorneys that was laid off on Tuesday by the firm.
“There was a death at Kilpatrick Stockton earlier today. At this point, it is inappropriate for us to comment further. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the attorney's family and colleagues.”
There was an unconscious male with a gunshot wound on the 11th floor.
Nikki Catsouras Car Crash
nikki catsouras accident photos
nikki catsouras accident pictures
This is her family. Her family asks that you do not see the photos of the car crash as they are very sad and graphic. Nikki Catsouras was speeding in a very expensive sports car and was decapitated. Days later, photos were leaked on the internet from the scene.
California Highway Patrol apologized for the leaked pictures; two CHP dispatchers were to blame. One man's attorney said that he sent the images to relatives and friends "as a cautionary tale" to warn them of the dangers of the road. "Any young person that sees these photos and is goaded into driving more cautiously or less recklessly-that's a public service."
Many people on the internet were very mean towards Nikki following the car crash. People called her stupid, spoiled, and felt worse for the Porsche than they did for her.
The family wants there to be a law and some kind of system in cyberspace to keep pictures like these from showing up all over the web. It is hard to see these things when it is someone you are close to, and it is always important to keep yourself away from this. I did not post the pictures for a reason and I recommend you don't search for them.
nikki catsouras accident pictures
This is her family. Her family asks that you do not see the photos of the car crash as they are very sad and graphic. Nikki Catsouras was speeding in a very expensive sports car and was decapitated. Days later, photos were leaked on the internet from the scene.
California Highway Patrol apologized for the leaked pictures; two CHP dispatchers were to blame. One man's attorney said that he sent the images to relatives and friends "as a cautionary tale" to warn them of the dangers of the road. "Any young person that sees these photos and is goaded into driving more cautiously or less recklessly-that's a public service."
Many people on the internet were very mean towards Nikki following the car crash. People called her stupid, spoiled, and felt worse for the Porsche than they did for her.
The family wants there to be a law and some kind of system in cyberspace to keep pictures like these from showing up all over the web. It is hard to see these things when it is someone you are close to, and it is always important to keep yourself away from this. I did not post the pictures for a reason and I recommend you don't search for them.
Daily Jokes April 30, 2009
Daily Jokes April 30, 2009
1. Funny Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **********
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **********
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" **********
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **********
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **********
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." **********
At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." **********
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **********
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action." **********
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **********
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **********
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **********
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **********
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **********
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **********
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **********
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up." **********
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." **********
And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." **********
2. Blonde In Snowstorm
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her snowy situation. She then remembered her daddy's advice that if she ever got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snowplow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signalled for her to roll down her window.
The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Home Depot next.
1. Funny Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." **********
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." **********
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels **********
Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises" **********
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." **********
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." **********
On a Church's Bill board: "7 days without God makes one weak." **********
At a Tire Store: "Invite us to your next blowout." **********
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." **********
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire & take appropriate action." **********
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." **********
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." **********
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." **********
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" **********
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." **********
Outside a Car Exhaust Store: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." **********
In a Vets waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" **********
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in & get fed up." **********
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." **********
And don't forget the sign at a RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak." **********
2. Blonde In Snowstorm
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero, when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to the parking lot and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her snowy situation. She then remembered her daddy's advice that if she ever got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snowplow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough, in a little while, a snowplow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snowplow, she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signalled for her to roll down her window.
The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was all right, as she had been following him for a long time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to follow a snowplow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue if she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was going over to Home Depot next.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Mariana Bridi da Costa Tragedy
Mariana Bridi da Costa
Tragedy sorrounds Mariana Bridi da Costa. The Miss World Finalist had her hands and feet amputated after contracting a serious urinary tract infection. She had become sick on December 30 but was misdiagnosed with Kidney Stones.
The Herald report adds, "Bridi was diagnosed with a infection by the Pseudomonas aeruginosa bacterium, which can often prove fatal. Septicemia set in in her limbs, cutting off circulation and forcing doctors to amputate."
This is a sad a terrible tragedy. This doesn't take away her beauty as she is still a very pretty woman, but she will not be able to compete in the Miss World competition that she had been a finalist for. I feel bad for her having to go through something like this, not only can she no longer compete, she is missing hands and feet due to lack of technology. If doctors had diagnosed her correctly, she wouldn't be going through this.
Some pictures are also from The Sun
Friday, January 23, 2009
Straight Up Lyrics
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Lost in a dream
Don't know which way to go
If you are all that you seem
Then baby I'm moving way too slow
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
Time's standing still
Waiting for some small clue
I keep getting chills
When I think your love is true
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
Chorus cont.
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
Chorus out
Paula Abdul's New Song "Straight Up"
Lost in a dream
Don't know which way to go
If you are all that you seem
Then baby I'm moving way too slow
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
Time's standing still
Waiting for some small clue
I keep getting chills
When I think your love is true
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me
Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run
Straight up now tell me
Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh
Are you just having fun
You are so hard to read
You play hide and seek
With your true intentions
If you're only playing games
I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
Do do you love me
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
Chorus cont.
I've been a fool before
Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
Chorus out
Paula Abdul's New Song "Straight Up"
Thursday, January 22, 2009
John Thain
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John Thaine once a Merrill Lynch CEO is now leaving Bank Of America
John Thain sold Merrill Lynch to Bank Of America in September 2008. He agrees to leave after Merrill Lynch brought in a 15.4 billion dollar loss forcing Bank Of America to seek more money from the Government.
In recent news, Bank Of America had got money from the government to keep them in business. Is Bank Of America on the verge of collapse?
I would say no.
A bank which is convenient for anyone traveling or moving can't go out of business and the government of the U.S. will do whatever it takes to save the actual BANK OF AMERICA!
John Thaine once a Merrill Lynch CEO is now leaving Bank Of America
John Thain sold Merrill Lynch to Bank Of America in September 2008. He agrees to leave after Merrill Lynch brought in a 15.4 billion dollar loss forcing Bank Of America to seek more money from the Government.
In recent news, Bank Of America had got money from the government to keep them in business. Is Bank Of America on the verge of collapse?
I would say no.
A bank which is convenient for anyone traveling or moving can't go out of business and the government of the U.S. will do whatever it takes to save the actual BANK OF AMERICA!
Oscar Nominations 2009
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BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler
BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler
DIRECTOR
David Fincher
Ron Howard
Gus Van Sant
Stephen Daldry
Danny Boyle
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Courtney Hunt - Frozen River
Mike Leigh - Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin - In Bruges
Dustin Lance Black - Milk
Andrew Stanton - WALL-E
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord - Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley - Doubt
Peter Morgan - Frost/Nixon
David Hare - The Reader
Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
The Class
Departures
Revanche
Waltz with Bashir
ANIMATED
Bolt
Kung Fun Panda
WALL-E
BEST PICTURE
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ACTOR
Richard Jenkins - The Visitor
Frank Langella - Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn - Milk
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Mickey Rourke - The Wrestler
BEST ACTRESS
Anne Hathaway - Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Melissa Leo - Frozen River
Meryl Streep - Doubt
Kate Winslet - The Reader
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Josh Brolin - Milk
Robert Downey Jr. - Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Doubt
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Michael Shannon - Revolutionary Road
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Amy Adams - Doubt
Penelope Cruz - Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Viola Davis - Doubt
Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei - The Wrestler
DIRECTOR
David Fincher
Ron Howard
Gus Van Sant
Stephen Daldry
Danny Boyle
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Courtney Hunt - Frozen River
Mike Leigh - Happy-Go-Lucky
Martin - In Bruges
Dustin Lance Black - Milk
Andrew Stanton - WALL-E
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Eric Roth and Robin Swicord - Benjamin Button
John Patrick Shanley - Doubt
Peter Morgan - Frost/Nixon
David Hare - The Reader
Simon Beaufoy - Slumdog Millionaire
FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Der Baader Meinhof Komplex
The Class
Departures
Revanche
Waltz with Bashir
ANIMATED
Bolt
Kung Fun Panda
WALL-E
jay mcgwire
Jay McGwire calling out his brother? Mark McGwire is a player sorrounded with controversy. He has tried to get into the hall of fame for the past three years but doesn't recieve a high enough vote. Does he deserve it?
Well for one thing not many guys hit over 500 homeruns which Mark McGwire did. He also held the homerun record for a single season with 70. He was one of the best players in the season during his time, and helped lead the Athletics to the World Series. He did strike out a lot, and he wasn't the best defensive player in the league. Many guys have made the Hall of Fame despite not being a good defensive player. He was one of the better players of his time and always topped in homeruns, but does he deserve to be in the hall? Jay McGwire probably doesn't think so.
Jay McGwire came out and said his brother Mark took Andro, Steroids, and HGH during his career. Im glad Jay McGwire isn't my brother. He wanted to get these things out and wants Mark McGwire to live in what he calls "freedom."
One thing - At the time Mark McGwire took Andro, it was a legal substance and there is no evidence he took it after it became illegal. Another, Mark McGwire isn't the only guy who takes steroids in the league and I can bet about 60% of baseball players have taken steroids at one point in their lives.
Jay McGwire is an idiot, and Mark McGwire, although some may call a cheater, deserves to be in the hall of fame because he would have been a remarkable player whether he took steroids or not, it takes more than steroids to have a great career in baseball.
Well for one thing not many guys hit over 500 homeruns which Mark McGwire did. He also held the homerun record for a single season with 70. He was one of the best players in the season during his time, and helped lead the Athletics to the World Series. He did strike out a lot, and he wasn't the best defensive player in the league. Many guys have made the Hall of Fame despite not being a good defensive player. He was one of the better players of his time and always topped in homeruns, but does he deserve to be in the hall? Jay McGwire probably doesn't think so.
Jay McGwire came out and said his brother Mark took Andro, Steroids, and HGH during his career. Im glad Jay McGwire isn't my brother. He wanted to get these things out and wants Mark McGwire to live in what he calls "freedom."
One thing - At the time Mark McGwire took Andro, it was a legal substance and there is no evidence he took it after it became illegal. Another, Mark McGwire isn't the only guy who takes steroids in the league and I can bet about 60% of baseball players have taken steroids at one point in their lives.
Jay McGwire is an idiot, and Mark McGwire, although some may call a cheater, deserves to be in the hall of fame because he would have been a remarkable player whether he took steroids or not, it takes more than steroids to have a great career in baseball.
Obama Keeps Blackberry and gets Sectera Edge
Obama Loves his Blackberry, and he is now able to love it longer. He gets to keep it plus he gets a sectera edge. Just days after his inaguration he figures out he can keep both phones.
The Blackberry is used stricly for personal use and the sectera edge is used for business communication.
Barack Obama gets to keep his blackberry, Great now one world issue is solved
Sectera Edge politics
The Blackberry is used stricly for personal use and the sectera edge is used for business communication.
Barack Obama gets to keep his blackberry, Great now one world issue is solved
Sectera Edge politics
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Jeff Kent to Retire
One time MVP Jeff Kent is going to retire and hang up his uniform. He is the all-time leader in homeruns at the second base position and is most likely a hall of famer due to an impressive baseball resume. He is expected to announce Thursday at Dodgers Stadium.
Kent is now 40 and is a 5 time all-star. He was an all star 5 times. He is one of the best 2nd basemen to play the game and he was great on and off the field. He was the MVP in 2000 and helped bring the San Fransico Giants to the World Series in which they eventually lost.
Although he was a very angry baseball player and many people to not like him, it is hard to keep him out of the hall of fame.
Kent is now 40 and is a 5 time all-star. He was an all star 5 times. He is one of the best 2nd basemen to play the game and he was great on and off the field. He was the MVP in 2000 and helped bring the San Fransico Giants to the World Series in which they eventually lost.
Although he was a very angry baseball player and many people to not like him, it is hard to keep him out of the hall of fame.
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